"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." Groucho Marx
"When I was a kid, I asked my father, 'Will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, they can come and get you'." Jerry Lewis
"I have found the best advice in raising children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." Harry S. Truman
"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain you gotta call the game and start all over again." Jimmy Piersal
"Human beings are the only species that allows their children to come back home." Bill Cosby
Do you have some Dad stories or quotes you would like to share?